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Archive for May 20th, 2007

Glancing at the blogs since the immigration compromise was announced reminds me of a hate fest for George W Bush.

With apologies to Elizabeth Barrett Browning I say “How do we hate thee? Let us count the ways.”

We hate you because we don’t like your swagger.

We hate you because you smirk.

We hate you because you’re in denial and delusional too.

We hate you because you allowed 9/11 to happen

We hate you because you’re a Republican.

We hate you because you’re not a conservative Republican.

We hate you because you’re too conservative.

We hate you because you stole the election—both times.

We hate you because you caused Katrina and didn’t do anything to help the victims.

We hate you because you have an aristocratic nose.

We hate you because you believe in God.

We hate you because you pretend to believe in God, but we know better!

We hate you because you have curly hair.

We hate you because your wife, children and extended family love you.

Most of all, real Conservative Republicans know for a fact you caused this immigration crisis when you were a boy and you didn’t single-handedly throw out all 12-20 million illegal immigrants. Therefore, we will never vote for you again.

Sound far-fetched? Go check the other blogs and you will at the very least see the immigration complaint coming from the rightest of right sites. Not all, but the ones who have jumped the shark.

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