House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and President Bush are certain to have a lot of restless nights in the very near future because Cindy Sheehan has declared she will run against Pelosi if Pelosi doesn’t agree to impeachment proceedings against President Bush by July 23.

Now there’s a woman who knows how to use a quick timetable.

Sheehan said she will run against the San Francisco Democrat in 2008 as an independent if Pelosi does not seek by July 23 to impeach Bush. That’s when Sheehan and her supporters are to arrive in Washington, D.C., after a 13-day caravan and walking tour starting next week from the group’s war protest site near Bush’s Crawford ranch.

“Democrats and Americans feel betrayed by the Democratic leadership,” Sheehan told The Associated Press. “We hired them to bring an end to the war. I’m not too far from San Francisco, so it wouldn’t be too big of a move for me. I would give her a run for her money.”

Democrats and Americans? Democrats aren’t Americans? Who knew?

Guss and Ayschlay, you’d better check to be sure you’re Americans. You might be aliens.