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As many have probably guessed I am a chronic insomniac. I don’t stay awake because I’m worrying about something. A lot of times I just ponder the greatness of the universe and wonder how anyone can think it’s made randomly.

Other times I think silly thoughts such as:

  • Does anyone else think Harry Reid looks like an undertaker?
  • Does Barney Frank have teeth?
  • Has anyone ever seen Patrick Leahy give a genuine smile?
  • Has anyone ever heard Orrin Hatch say anything stronger than “gosh” or “by golly”?
  • Does anyone else think Maxine Waters perpetually sucks on sour lemons?
  • Does anyone else get the feeling some of our better known senators are on the verge of senility?
  • Is it my business if a member of Congress has sex with someone other than his wife as long as he does the job he’s paid to do and is not having illicit sex in his government paid office?
  • Does anyone actually stay awake at night worrying about global warming/cooling?
  • What silly things do you think about while trying to go to sleep?

    Written by ~J~

    5 Responses to “Silly Things That Keep Me Awake”


    1. Guss Says:


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      Always wondered about No. 2 and 4.:)


    2. Guss Says:


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      No.6 :)


    3. Big Mo Says:


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      If Anakin Skywalker built C-3P0, why didn’t he, as Darth Vader, recognize him on Cloud City in Empire Strikes Back? ;)


    4. ~J~ Says:


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      Ooooo, that one will definitely keep me awake tonight. :))


    5. ~J~ Says:


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      When blue bloods marry, after so many generations they have ugly children. They have to marry out of the family in order to produce pretty children. =))