From the “I thought I’d seen, read or heard it all it all” files:

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Hidden among the porcelain fox hounds and Burberry tablecloths on sale at eBay.be this week was an unusual item: “For Sale: Belgium, a Kingdom in three parts … free premium: the king and his court (costs not included).”

Can you guess who spoke these words and what it pertained to?

Sort of like that. But they’re space invaders. They have laser weapons and stuff and bust down your doors and rough up your women and throw you on the ground, really, I mean.

I’m not surprised.

It seems Jack Hanna had a bit of trouble with an airport turnstile.

“I was stuck like a worm. My eyes were as big as grapefruits,” he said. “I can’t describe the feeling in my stomach. I can’t move up or down. The bars are on your face.”

That description doesn’t sound too funny, but believe me when you read the story and find out how this happened you might just have your Sunday laugh.

And in conclusion, do you suffer from parakavedekatriaphobia?

I was glad I don’t. Just attempting to pronounce it was enough to bring on an anxiety attack.

Have a great Sunday all!