Not only did this article produce what I thought was the best lead paragraph of the week:

WASHINGTON — Democrats promised big changes when they took power on Capitol Hill in 2006, and they delivered — when it comes to making over the cafeteria.

but, also my two favorite quotes thus far in a very slow news week:

“This is silly feel-good crap by a bunch of do-gooders. … We should be worried about the housing crisis, the unemployment rates and the national debt,” one high-level Democrat said.

“I really don’t like Nanny Nancy telling me what I can and cannot eat for lunch,” one Republican aide said via e-mail. “If I want to eat unhealthy, I should have that choice.”

Taxpayer dollars, hard at work.