Two Vermont towns, Brattleboro and Marlboro have voted to instruct their police to arrest President Bush and Vice President Cheney for “crimes against the constitution.”

I’d like to see how they get through the Secret Service to do it and wish the president and vice-president would go there just to make a scene, but they’d probably be assassinated by one of those nuts.

I propose we take all the sane people in Vermont and move them close to New Hampshire, Massachusetts or New York (not much better, but what the hay?)and then let the rest of the people live in the other part of Vermont and become their own country or a part of Canada. Marlboro will have to relocate.

We won’t need to upset the lives of too many sane people because there aren’t that many in comparison to the nuts there.