Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category
But, But, We’re Trying To Get It..Honest We Are
January 30th, 2010
Want a good laugh?
Read the balance of this piece from the Richmond Times-Dispatch:
Stupid American people have strange mad love for Constitution. Crazy right-wing Tea-Party people always making big fat deal out of it. Want to know where it say Congress can make people buy insurance. Freaky house speaker think that Constitution business nonsense. “Are you serious?” she want to know. Crazy right-wing Tea-Party people dead serious. Say government that can make you buy insurance can make you do anything, anything at all. Some even ask what crazy right-wing president and Congress with that kind of power might do. Me not like to think about that!
Whole issue make brain hurt. Good thing man with nice voice in charge. Him have right ideas. Just need to try new angle, that all. Talk slower. Talk louder. Use small words. Treat American people like kid who got held back in elementary school. That bound to work eventually.
“You Vote Obamacare, We’ll Vote You Outta’ There”
January 10th, 2010
The link to the following video arrived in my email box this afternoon.
Ray Stevens (of “Along Came Jones” fame), performs “We The People.” Have a listen. I think the lyrics speak well to what many of us feel about the current situation in Washington.
Enjoy!
With this ring…..
September 8th, 2009
If their vows are any indication, this couple is going to have one happy marriage!
The Officiant is the father of the groom and the father of the bride is to his right. It seems as though they know their children well based on their reaction to the situation.
Dance, Dance, Dance
June 20th, 2009
At some weddings you see some guests lose interest in the bride and groom’s first dance in short order.
It would probably be a safe bet that did not happen at this wedding:
(Bear with the beginning, the “fun” starts before the minute mark)
Enjoy!
Ah, Those Glorious Golden Years
April 23rd, 2009
Up for a good laugh?
The “New Alphabet” [no author noted] arrived in my email box yesterday and boy, could I relate.
Enjoy!
New Alphabet
A is for apple, and B is for boat,
That used to be right, but now it won’t float!
Age before beauty is what we once said,
But let’s be a bit more realistic instead.Now
The “New” Alphabet:A’s for arthritis;
B’s the bad back,
C’s the chest pains,
perhaps car-d-iac?D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can’t read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I’d rather not mention.H . high blood pressure–I’d rather it low;
I . for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won’t mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L ’s for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N ;is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, bones that don’t grow!P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
just give me a pill and I’ll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow;
V for vertigo, that’s ‘dizzy,’ you know.W for worry, N OW what’s going ’round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year I’m left here behind,
Z is for zest I still have– in my mind.I’ve survived all the symptoms, my body’s deployed,
and I’m keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!!!
Monday Pick-Me-Up
April 13th, 2009
Monday’s sometimes require a little pick-me-up and this bit of child-think in relation to Mom might be just the right medicine:
(received in an email)
WHY GOD MADE MOMS
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born..
How did God make mothers?
1.. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from mens bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We’re related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people’s mom like me.
What kind of a little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn’t have her thinking cap on.
Who’s the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn’t want to be boss, but she has to because dad’s such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What’s the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power ’cause that’s who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don’t do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she’s already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I’d diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I’d get rid of that.
2. I’d make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
Boy, can I relate to some of those answers.
As I was reading I thought back to Art Linkletter and his wonderful talent in dealing with children. Now there was a man who opened himself up to anything and everything which a child might say. We were so fortunate to have him share those moments with us…..
Friday Fly-By
March 20th, 2009
Was Barack Obama’s luck o’ the Irish what led him to purchase and then sell this particular stock at very specific times?
However, the company had been around since 1980, and had never brought a single drug to market. Yet guided by his preternatural capitalistic savvy, Chairman Zero bought the stock. By some remarkable coincidence…
8 months after Obama bought the stock, the company was awarded a $28 million contract from the federal government to research treatments against biological warfare or a bioterrorism attack.
AVI Biopharma spiked in price… and days after the announcement, Obama sold his shares and booked a 73% profit.
Where’s the press? Crickets, chirping…….
HT:Confederate Yankee
There are times when a simple thank you to an employee is just not sufficient.
This would have to be a strong contender for photoshop of the week.
Just for fun:
Last but not least. A little something for those of us who remember when times seemed a bit simpler, and okay, the clothes a little dorkier:
Have a good weekend folks!
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Friday Fly-By
March 6th, 2009
Don Surber delights with this picture.
Want to see (in the simplest terms) what that trillion dollar debt looks like? Look no further. HT: Pundit Review
Lisa Fabrizio touches on many bullet points which can and should be addressed by Republicans in the coming months.
I agree with the never give up attitude of the post, but the burning question remains; as divided as we have become, at this point will be preaching only to the choir?
A dose of realism at American Thinker:
We were once a nation that assumed responsibility for the needs of our own family. Never would we expect our food or housing to be provided by anyone other than ourselves and we worked hard as proud providers. Over the last twenty years, we’re become a country that views itself as “entitled” and deserving of governmental provision of shelter, transportation, education and of course health care. We’re sucking our thumb, curled up in the fetal position on the lap of a lactating Nanny state. However, when the government provides what is standard government colostrums we’re shocked, appalled and dissatisfied with the stipulations.
We’ve eagerly elected politicians who are “changing” America into something against the grain of who and what we’ve historically been, yet we’re still expecting what we’ve been used to — just minus a monthly statement of any kind. Sorry comrades it doesn’t work that way. American’s are about to find out that “cold cheese sandwiches” are government cuisine and like it or not we’re going to have to gag down dry sandwiches, warm WIC milk and a mealy, rotten apple if we don’t wake-up in a hurry.
If you haven’t checked out this post at Musing Minds
you are missing out on a link to a terrific site Kimsch has discovered.
Double dare ya not to laugh:
Told ya so!
Have a great weekend all!
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Eat, Drink, Sleep and Be Merry
February 9th, 2009
The interactions of humans and animals never cease to amaze.
There have been many instances of the two in cohabitation but this particular animal…well just watch.
Massages, afternoon snacks, her own bed and run of the house. Now that’s amazing.
Live Demonstration of “Bite-Partisianship”
January 29th, 2009
Think of the dog as Congress. Think of the mouth as Pelosi Inc. Think of the bone as the House passed “stimulus bill”. Think of the leg as any member of the Republican caucus who wishes input into legislation.
What you get is this:
Yeah, I know. It’s crazy. But it’s the new world in Washington. Just call it “bite-partisanship”.
Digital Conversion Help
January 17th, 2009
Right now unless you have a cable or satellite box on your TV, you will not be able to get analog signals after Feb. 9.
I thought I’d post this instruction video so you can install your digital converter box yourself.
One Not To Be Missed
January 13th, 2009
If you do nothing else today, check out this video posted at The Strata-Sphere.
I laughed so hard I cried!
Congress Hard At Work?
January 7th, 2009
The best explanation of the word recess I have ever seen. Congressional Recess that is.
Here’s Uncle Jay.
So there you have it. Our hard earned tax dollars at work.
HT: Gateway Pundit
Close Your Eyes And Envision This…..
January 2nd, 2009
A reader suggests that members of Congress should wear uniforms, like NASCAR drivers, so that we will know who their corporate sponsors are. Many of those in Congress should also wear logos representing the teachers’ unions, environmentalist extremists and other special interests.
Have you stopped laughing yet?
Back In The Swing Of Things Soon..I Hope
November 23rd, 2008
Sorry for the light posting folks but as I continue to rehab from the broken foot I am also now nursing hubby as he is in a cast from wrist to shoulder on his predominant side. Fun, fun.
Just one of those time which we all face when an inconvenience results in our not finding time nor inclination to do much beyond the necessary. We are fortunate though, our situations are temporary and with any luck we will be back to “normal” in short order.
Enough of that..check this out:
We think http://jscafenette.com/ is written by a man (75%).
Bet there are a few readers who will get a good laugh on that!
Can’t You Feel The Love?
November 10th, 2008
We can sleep well tonight..the world thinks Americans are “cool” due to the election of Barack Obama:
Wow. the past eight years were a real downer. It was such a bummer not being hip and cool.l Excuse me while I go dig out my lovebeads and wait for the Revival of Woodstock.
Must be a generational thing don’t you think?
How Many Demographics?
August 19th, 2008
Not much has drawn my attention lately if it contains the name McCain or Obama but I have to say I thoroughly enjoyed this:
(Due to the format in use by the producer of this video, you may find it faster to view if you click on the link above or the one offered beneath the video)
Latest Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election
Satire can sometimes be the best medicine around, even more so when something is as speculative and tension filled as this election cycle has been.
HT:Hot Air
Home Again, Home Again………
August 12th, 2008
I’ll leave it to your imagination and of course the story as to the object being described in this paragraph:
“I came to the conclusion that the world is a big place and there is more to life than watching the daily commuter traffic, and allowing passing cats to urinate on you,” the note said. “So I decided to free myself from the doldrums of the shire and seek adventure. My travels have taken me across three continents, 12 countries and more time zones than I can possibly remember.”
If it weren’t for the part about the cats, I might have said it reminded me of the “Flat Stanley” project so many schools implemented a while back. I well remember receiving and sending more than one of those little guys!
A bit of “Odd News?” I’ll say!
Same Place, Same Time?
June 27th, 2008
Will the real mood in the room please stand up?
On CBS’ “Early Show†former Clinton chair Terry McAuliffe said there was “a great feeling in the room†at the Mayflower Hotel, added: “I love Barack Obama.â€
ABC’s “Good Morning America†said there was “serious tension in the room†during Thursday’s meeting, but Stephanopoulos said Obama did “a good job†courting donors though he was non-committal about Clinton getting a roll call at Denver’s convention.[emphasis-mine]
Stopped laughing yet?
Church Funny
June 24th, 2008
I don’t know what denomination this is, but I know some it is not. It may be Baptist as it is full immersion baptism in the strongest sense of the word.
Watch the second boy get baptized.
All In Fun
May 22nd, 2008
Paul Aldrich reminds us why we should elect Hillary Clinton as our next President of the United States.
In this otherwise tedious election season, it is nice to have a good laugh.
Enjoy!
Even If You Are Not A Cat Lover……..
May 16th, 2008
Clever!
April 2nd, 2008
It’s nice to have a little fun at the expense of a topic which has created much controversy.
President Bush in Rare Form
March 11th, 2008
Give a listen to President Bush perform his own rendition of the “Green, Green, Grass of Home.”
I only wish we could see him clearly (more than that I would have loved to have been there.)
Sure to make you laugh (or at least smile) regardless of your political preference.
Enjoy!
HT: Macsmind where I first viewed a similiar video which prompted me to check if there was a longer version.
A slip of the tongue or wishful thinking?
February 25th, 2008
Via Brietbart:
Listen carefully and then you decide.
Hint..who’s the actual candidate in the presidential race?
(I have removed the video as it has an autoplay feature which unless manually shut down will allow it to continuously play.)
Don’t miss it though..just too funny.
